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The Dark Side Of White Home Appliances
Imagine life without household appliances.
How would your girl wash your attire?
How would your spouse do the washing up?
How would your sister cook your meal?
And how would the house maid clean your house?
Food for thought indeed.
Or rather: filth, starvation and total naked reality.
All joking aside, there's a troubled side to white goods.
When they go a paler tone of white and all of a sudden stuff up, flounder or flat out die, you could well be a Cave Man in a cold cavern bashing a few stones together for a spark of light to fuel some tinder.
I'd imagine it might be very similar to existing in a dystopian amalgam of the Dark Ages (no lights), the Ice Age (no heating), and the Middle Ages (when you positively don't care about anybody else anymore - except yourself and your daughter's girlfriends - and go all in and buy yourself a speedboat, move into a studio flat, and get a hair transplant just so you can once and for all tie somebody else's hair into a ponytail).
Because the sum total of those eras would certainly have be the ultimate definition of polar limbo.
And if your freezer, freezer or AC actually is on the fritz, you might as well wish you were Hot Tub Time Machined all of the way back to the Pleistocene Period - because let me tell you, no amount of chemicals, plastic containers or MSG will rescue you from the feared 'Used By' date.
Which means you'll have to prepare some food to survive. But how are you going to do that without a reliable stove, rangehood or microwave?
Let me tell you how. You are going to have to go all urban Bear Grylls. Quick smart.
If you are not willing to get your household appliances and white goods fixed, you better start picking up some dry grass and twigs, sourcing six rocks, and channeling your inner Cadet or Girl Guide.
Because without a working kitchen and washing machine, you might as well set up a bivouac in your bedroom and start an open fire on your terracotta tiles.
It's actually when you see precisely how much we depend on electric appliances and take for granted easy pieces of modern technology that we begin to understand a humble cup of coffee.
Because it wouldn't exist without your kettle.
And the garments you're wearing right now would not be clean and pressed (assuming they're so) if they were never washed in a washing machine, spun in a dryer and ironed on an ironing board with an iron.
So much for progressing from the Iron Age. Or the Bronze Age, or the Stone Age.
Or Middle Age.
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